Late Breakfast

Late breakfast of a simple, one-egg omelet with feta and sliced mushrooms and multi-grain toast. Oh, and coffee, which I don't usually drink, but was necessary to start me moving this morning after last night's Polish Easter dinner, which culminated in several rounds of shots of Passover Slivovitz.

Chocolate Sculpture Idea

Since a chocolate Jesus will get you anathemized (though you will hum George Harrison songs for days), perhaps artists should confine their cocoa creations to subjects of classical antiquity. Like a Leonidas Leonidas. Limited editon of 300. Mmm...praline Spartan.

Bottle Deposit

Good thing I was making a withdrawal.

Giant Microbes!

Vladimir: Will you not play?
Estragon: Play at what?
Vladimir: We could play at Pozzo and Lucky.
Estragon: Never heard of it.
Vladimir: I’ll do Lucky, you do Pozzo. [He imitates Lucky sagging under the weight of his baggage. Estragon looks at him with stupefaction.] Go on.
Estragon: What am I to do?
Vladimir: Curse me!
Estragon: [after reflection] Naughty!
Vladimir: Stronger!
Estragon: Gonococcus! Spirochete!

Busy

Swamped with end-of-semester projects and beginning-of-quarter work. But I made a kitty for you! It's part of a series of three spot illustrations to accompany an article on protecting migratory birds.

I Wandered Lonely as a Daffodil

Thanks to the previous tenant for planting spring bulbs. One every 12 to 15 inches.

Paean to Akzidenz Grotesk

The forerunner of Helvetica and Univers.

What? You don't remember the first time you saw Garamond set really large? Didn't the R make you want to sing?

Anchors Away

The tenure of Fluffy the Office Mascot has abruptly ended.

Blue Sky and Buds

A crow just flew by with an entire slice of pizza.

Sunday Morning Clean-Up