Oh Good

Finally a recipe from The Godless Liberal Hairy-Legged Feminazi Bitch's Compleat Cookbook.



Naw, really. It's just a truncated RSS feed. I prefer babies crunchy. With ketchup.

Brand Timeline

In response to this post, my day Friday, May 23, in major brands.

I left out some repetition. You don't need to know how many times I used toilet paper. Also, I didn't include small, local brands, like the locally-owned grocery and meat producer.

One-Word Answer Meme

1. Where is your cell phone? Dunno

2. Your significant other? Big

3. Your hair? Wet

4. Your mother? C.

5. Your father? J.

6. Your favorite thing? Me

7. Your dream last night? None

8. Your favorite drink? Water

9. Your dream/goal? Land

10. The room you’re in? Living

11. Your ex? Which?

12. Your fear? Alone

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Somewhere

14. Where were you last night? Here

15. What you’re not? Male

16. Muffins? Cranberry

17. One of your wish list items? Shoes

18. Where you grew up? Pennsylvania

19. What are you wearing? Pajamas

20. Your TV? Off

21. Your pets? Cat

22. Your computer? Mac

23. Your life? Started

24. Your mood? Good

25. Missing someone? Yes

26. Your car? Hyundai

27. Something you’re not wearing right now? Glasses

28. Favorite store? Grocery

29. Your summer? Busy

30. Like someone? Yes

31. Your favorite color? Purple

32. Last time you laughed? Today

33. Last time you cried? Thursday

Sandwich I Invented

What do I want?

ARUGULA!

When do I want it?

NOW!

How do I want it?

With brie and hard salami on a Zingerman's baguette.



Try it. Gut essa.

New(ish) Visitor

Been coming to the feeder for a couple of days now. Also a pair of house finches.

Apple Tree

And if you don't want to be down with me
Then you don't want to be from my apple tree



And if you don't want to be down with me
You just don't want to be down

Presented Without Comment

Via Shakesville , where the comment thread made me LOL.

Bigot, PhD

Not sure if J.P. is greeting me in Russian or just really excited about a hedge.

Pictures from an Exhibition

Set-up phase.




Portfolio available upon request.

Bridging the "Bubba Gap"

I love arugula.
I love beer.
Politicians should pay me lots and lots of money as a consultant to help bridge their "Bubba gaps."



Thanks Newsweek, for reminding me why I let my subscription expire four years ago.

4/29: Amanda at Pandagon amuses me with "Arugula and Bubbas I have known."