But It was Toooooo Late

My register receipt from Kroger this morning lists 15 varieties of Clif Bars that have been recalled in the recent salmonella-tainted peanut scare. The note at the bottom warns DO NOT CONSUME.

I'm trying to remember when I last purchased a Clif Bar. It was more than three weeks ago. I've already eaten it.

Virtual Shoe Toss

Buh-bye Bushie. Heckuva job.

46

So it looks like I
had wine for dinner last night.
sry 4 drunk txt.

45

When I can see you
again? When when when when?
Anticipation.

44

Sometimes I just have
to thumb my nose at the world,
stay home, do nothing.

43

Don't feel like cooking
anything tonight, so it's
ham to the rescue.

42

You might think I'm cute
and little, but I will kick
your butt at Scrabble.

41

Finding high school friends
on Facebook makes me glad you
can't go home again.

40

red-tailed hawk in tree
top bombarded by allied
crow army platoon.

39

Don't need Web, Bluetooth,
cameras, or MP3s.
Just a cell phone, please.