A Wee Puzzle

You have an 8.5" x 11" piece of paper you'd like to cut into four equally sized rectangles. Do you:

A) Divide both 8.5 and 11 by 2 to obtain measurements
B) Fold paper into rectangles, then use ruler to obtain measurements
C) Go over to the paper cutter and eyeball it
D) Interrupt graphic designer to ask if she "remembers"

"physics makes us all its bitches"

Note to Self

If you're having dreams about Facebook, you should probably cut back on the Facebook time.

Here Comes the Sun

Raining today, but it will get here.

But It was Toooooo Late

My register receipt from Kroger this morning lists 15 varieties of Clif Bars that have been recalled in the recent salmonella-tainted peanut scare. The note at the bottom warns DO NOT CONSUME.

I'm trying to remember when I last purchased a Clif Bar. It was more than three weeks ago. I've already eaten it.

Virtual Shoe Toss

Buh-bye Bushie. Heckuva job.

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So it looks like I
had wine for dinner last night.
sry 4 drunk txt.

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When I can see you
again? When when when when?
Anticipation.

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Sometimes I just have
to thumb my nose at the world,
stay home, do nothing.

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Don't feel like cooking
anything tonight, so it's
ham to the rescue.