How Ap-peel-ing (har har)

Okay, so here I am, innocently checking my Yahoo! mail when...when...this thing starts jiggling on the right side of the frame. It's...it's getting bigger...it's jiggling towards me, right at me. It's...it's a banana...with...with fruit on its...head? Does a banana have a head?

And is that a teeny-tiny skirt it's flouncing around in?

I watch in horror as the banana stops vibrating, only to drop its fruit and...strip...to reveal full, firm, succulent...mortgage rates. Gah!

Sadly, I managed to break my trance and take a screen shot only after the banana ceased its obscene dance. Now I keep clicking "Refresh," trying to get it to come back instead of getting back to work.

See what moral corruption stems from dancing phallic-symbol x hoochie-mama bananas?