Notes from the First Week of Class

• I turned the textbook for Philosophy 250: Logic over and over in my hands, looking in every logical place for a price and couldn't find one. While in line, I picked up a yellow highlighter. Total bill: $110. That's right, I bought a $108 highlighter.


• The textbook is a "Concise Introduction to Logic," coming in succinctly at just over 600 pages.


• I hope day-glo hair isn't a requirement to pass my art course. And stop glaring at us for looking at you. You dyed your hair fluorescent orange. Is it hunter safety month?


• Yes, I remember you. Feel free to critique my schedule and tell me I should have taken this prof over that one and registered for Flash instead of Logic. You know so much about my goals and interests from sitting next to me for five minutes already.