I Have Returned

From the land of squishy white bread, eggs fried in Crisco, and venison burger floating in oily-sheened Velveeta. I tried to stick to the shrimp and chicken and selected the leanest portions of ham I could find, but I overdid it on the baked beans and the cookies, and I lay in bed at night listening to my tummy squeal and burble like a pet guinea pig.

Detox time. Green tea, brown rice, and steamed vegetables for a week.