
Stood on the bleachers in the student section all night. While gearing up for the second period, a guy in a shirt and tie showed up amid the sea of bright maize.
Friend: "Where were you?"
Guy: "I was speed dating."
Friend: "What?"
Guy: "Speed dating."
Friend: "..."
Hockey Fan: "Social hour's over. Drop the puck!"
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