I am an Absolut Kurant

The banner ad seduced me. "What does your Absolut flavor say about you?" I didn't even know I had an Absolut flavor. The temptation of achieving self-knowledge through vodka was too strong - I clicked.

After a 90-second test, in which, among other things, I was asked to pack for the weekend, dress a "paper" doll, and decide what items to rescue from a fire (I took the Jack Russell terrier), Absolut determined that I am a Kurant:

"You tend to see beauty where others don't. You love open, neat spaces and straight lines. In your mind, being different is being. And rather than liking designers or brands in clothing, you have a thing for materials. Industrial design and music are (latent) hobbies of yours."

Not too bad, in a vague, syndicated newspaper astrologer sorta way. The Kurant profile fits better than most of the other flavor "personalities," although Peppar sounds about right too ("Yes, you are a great lover.").