17 July 2005

Kim's Online Dating Tips


  • If you say you are educated, be sure you spell “educated” correctly, or at least come close.

  • Do not refer to the “stigma of meeting online.”

  • Do crop your main photo so only you are in it. Do not simply cut your ex’s head out of the picture, leaving her body hanging by its hand from your shoulder.

  • Choose a nickname that does not include the number 69. “NoCreditsNoClue” isn’t a good one either.

  • The suggestions offered on the site to help with writing your headline are...suggestions. If you copy and paste one into your headline, you have the same headline as the thirty other guys who just did the same thing.

  • If you state you are 25 and you last updated your profile on August 10, 2000, you are 29 or 30 now. Time to freshen that up, bud.


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you claim to have a college or graduate education, don't use terms like "ur" and "u" like a ecstacy-loaded Red Bull drinkin' raver.

Capital letters at beginnings of sentences and proper punctuation is a plus.

Kimmijo said...

Don't post an ad if you already have a girlfriend.