Disclaimer of the Week

I received a set of flannel sheets, printed with a “lodge theme” of leaves, deer, fish, and tartan swatches, as a Christmas gift. Not the sexiest sheets, but when you sleep alone in Michigan in winter, latex just isn’t cozy enough.

The flannel sheets sported this disclaimer:



Thank goodness that was on there, or else I would have been sorely disappointed when the brass bed, wrought iron lamp, and old-fashioned alarm clock were not to be found in this 14" x 12" x 5" drawstring bag.