Gander: None shall pass!
Humans: Excuse us? We have a Nissan. Goose vs. Nissan. Think about it. Perhaps you'd like to reconsider.
Gander: I deny you and your rattletrap import!
Humans: We also have an excellent recipe for roast goose with port gravy.
Goose: Honey? Honey! They have opposable thumbs! They probably really can make port gravy.
Gander: The roasting pan that can hold me hasn't been made yet!
Humans: (inching car around) We'll see about that.
Goose: Honey? Honey! Get off the road!
Gander: Very well. But you haven't seen the last of me, humans! This isn't over! I honk to the sky!
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