Dear Ann Arbor News:
Stop it. Just. Stop. Please.
I have a Sunday. Only. Subscription. Why did I get a paper every day this week? Since I get home at 9:30 or 10:00 pm three of the five weekdays, they accumulate on the step as I am too aggrieved by the sight of the horrible orange bags to even pick them up. I was aggrieved enough by the house centipede scuttling across a wall that I did utilize one of your papers to dispatch said pest to multi-legged glory, but it's not often I see a house centipede (I suspect the cat finds them a delicacy) and so this stack of papers is simply going out with the recycling. After I debag them. Which annoys me. Because I agreed to debag one paper a week. On. Sunday.
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