Now all I need to do is fax my bank account number to Madrid to claim my prize!
I would have thought this unsolicited letter to be junk mail and a scam, were it not for the official stationery. I mean, look at the banners, the starburst, the authoritative barcode, the two different low-resolution logos. Drop-shadows on rotated text, underlining, bolding, ALL CAPS. No way did just anybody generate that in Word. And only a prestigious institution would print black and white on the highest grade European copy paper for such an important notification.
Off to Kinko's to send my fax! This can't wait until morning!!!
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