"Luminescent and sheer color in The World's Best Lip Balm!" purchased at CVS for $3.99.
Color: Labeled as "Merlot" and depicted as a deep purply red. I was disappointed as soon as I snapped off the cap, because no wine I've ever seen is this color. Watermelon-Cherry Kool-Aid, yes. Wine, no.
Application: Very soft and sloppy. Immediately smudged over lip.
Feel: It burns! It burns! Burt, tell the bees to lay off the peppermint oil - it burns!
Grade: F for misrepresentation of color. If anyone orders any Watermelon-Cherry Kool-Aid, I'm leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Kool-Aid.
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Max, mon petit chou, McDuff is a Scottish name.
Hi, I'm Kevin, a 31 years old white dude from LA. I'm spamming you with a comment that has nothing to do with your post!
Orphan Comma, Kevin
See what a little lip gloss can do for a girl's popularity? Is it possible our mothers were right? Oh, the horror!
What the hell are you talking about? It's a post about how I didn't like a particular product.
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