02 March 2007

When I Grow Up, I Want to be a Bounty Hunter

jobsearch

I had no idea that one needed a degree, from an online institution or anywhere else, to become a bounty hunter. Then again, I didn't exactly look it up in Peterson's when I was choosing a college either.

I like how the accountant and CPA are interchangeable. I like the binary Lego counselor. I imagine them going around and around like a double star for about three years until one burns out. And what the hell is the graphic designer wearing? An old skool t-shirt? That should be a bathrobe.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I didn't even know bounty hunters got uniforms! Where do I sign up?

D

Kimmijo said...

The bounty hunters shop at Criminal Investigator Surplus R Us.